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do you want to end up laundering money for strangers because this is how you end up laundering money for strangers

Entirely too many actual human adults:

Oh of course I’ll apply for this job!

Sure,
it’s a payroll management job that pays through Cash App, and sure they didn’t list what company I’d be working for or what I’d be expected to do, and sure they said they’re both part time and full time (sometimes saying it’s a set amount of hours and sometimes saying it’s up to me), and sure it pays twice the minimum wage while requiring no experience or education of me, and sure when they meant squabbles they said “squalor,” and sure they don’t use proper grammar or the correct form of “where” in this job description . . .

But what about any of that even SOUNDS like a red flag??

The only thing – tho – that kept me from going all in is that their fb account seems lived in. Idk if someone else is in her account or if they’re getting suckered too.

Also,
from last week . . . .

—melony ppenosyne

Flommist Melony Ppenosyne is a writer and weird artist type. In the last year alone, she’s traveled to Virginia as a competing poet, co-written a play on mental illness that is presently being produced, and crafted a published essay checking the privilege and scope of art galleries. Copyright © 2021 Melony Ppenosyne.