THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923

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dating

I really don’t know how guys are so dumb. Maybe you can help me.

Conversation:

Him:
Do I get to see you again?

Me:
I don’t know that depends on you.

Him:
How?

Me:
Well, why don’t you offer to go on a date.

Him:
I like sports and mini golf.

Me:
Do you know how to date?

Him:
Not well.

Me:
Why don’t you say ‘hey, let’s go to a Giants game?’ Or whatever.

Him:
That sounds like something I’d do with a girlfriend.

W T F

—alley scheffki

Flommist Alley Scheffki is 22 years young, ‘I am the blue rose. Dies ist ein wunsch für freiheit.’ Copyright © 2016 Alley Scheffki.

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Posted
Fri 30 Sep 2016