creeeeeaaammyyy white christmas

I had only the faintest mem­o­ry of this com­mer­cial un­til just now when my friend Jar­rett gave me a Christ­mas present.

I’d al­most start­ed to think it didn’t ex­ist and I dreamt it that one time I had a re­al­ly bad fever as a kid.

 

Also, for some rea­son I re­mem­bered it us­ing Dust in the Wind by Kansas, but no. It is so much bet­ter than that.

Creeeeeaaam­myyy whiiiiitee!!!

It got even bet­ter when I found out the front­man for Faith No More is who sings this.

The best part about this is that he doesn’t change the lyrics. He stands up there and sings about that can­dy bar from the 80s:

 

🎶
CREEEEEEEAAAAAAM­M­MYYYY WHIIIIIIIIIIIIITE
DREAAAAAAAAAAAAMYYYYY WHIIIIIIIIIIIIITE
🎶

I just can’t get it out of my mind. It re­al­ly is a zeit­geist of the 80s in every way.

🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔

Co­caine is a hell of a drug.

 

—emi­ly duchaine

Flom­mist Emi­ly Duchaine lives in the Pa­cif­ic North­west. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and lis­ten to the Talk­ing Heads. She pre­tends to be a pro­fes­sion­al busi­ness­woman most days. Copy­right © 2020 Emi­ly Duchaine. Pic­tured: Max­field Par­rish, Day­break (de­tail), 1922; Ec­sta­sy, 1929, “was wide­ly pub­lished on a cal­en­dar for Gen­er­al Elec­tric Maz­da in 1930,” source.

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