canis cibum gratias

You know,
Thanks­giv­ing is al­ways like Christ­mas morn­ing to a dog;
all the de­li­cious aro­mas that hu­mans can de­tect are am­pli­fied many times over to one’s ca­nine companion(s).

May you
all en­joy the feast, but treat it like a con­trolled burn;
longer meal time, set­ting changes, and mul­ti­ple cours­es will help to keep from over­stuff­ing the crew.

No crab this year,
so I went for a tra­di­tion­al min­i­mal­ist menu;
turkey with stuff­ing, mashed pota­toes & gravy, yams, cran­ber­ry sauce, green bean casse­role, and a Marie Callender’s pump­kin pie.

I hope you have a won­der­ful feast;
don’t for­get that no one loves and un­der­stands thank­ful­ness bet­ter than a fur baby.

—rob­bie edmonds

Flom­mist Rob­bie Ed­monds would love to sit down with you and dis­cuss his the­o­ries of mind-swap­ping and time trav­el, but it ap­pears as if he, as his cat, just left to stop him­self from do­ing so … AGAIN! Copy­right © 2020 Rob­bie Ed­monds. Pic­tured: Them beans of mehallo’s nü chi­wee­nie, LuLu.

MOR D’ARTÍCULOS  MOR FLOMM !

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