> be democrats
> pull the economy out of a crater
> rebuild manufacturing in the USA
> pump up the stock markets to record highs
> bring unemployment to the lowest rate in decades
> lose
—sid
“Please stop posting shit like, ‘no matter who wins or loses … like it’s a freaking basketball game, people’s lives, bodily autonomy, rights, and freedoms are literally at stake and your ignorance/insensitivity is embarrassing.”
—Loren
Out in the world today (and I rarely ever get looked at by women) I have felt myself getting looked at hard like,
“Are you one of them ?”
and it’s been so apparent that it’s impossible to miss.
I really don’t want this to come anywhere near a humblebrag but I’m a shaved head muscular white guy and I hate that I’m getting a very obvious side eye today.
Of course this isn’t as bad as what others are likely experiencing but the world has already changed.
Fuck you MAGA.
From the river to the sea, eat a dick Gen Z.
ALSO
Great work, by the way, white protest vote Gaza kids.
Tighten up your Urban Outfitters keffiyehs and see what happens now.
Tho I suspect you’ll forget all about Palestine in record time.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2024 Jason Malmberg.
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