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THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923


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423 live stream: some things maybe you shouldn’t kno

So we’re set up for your live stream

owh you got me booked, i’m al­ready ner­vous
about blue writ­ings i don’t know
per­haps my an­gels born from al­tars of ice
they would be pret­ty bluesy

Are you still in the asy­lum?

For now.
i wrote to the pa­pers.
i said about Notre Dame: there is a notre dame burn­ing be­ing shipped out of the do-it-your­self store every day:

Oh mannnn. Too soooon!

i guess they won’t pub­lish THAT
would make them think.
This is our most pop­u­lar dec­o­rat­ing store.
This is what is left of ar­ti­san cul­ture.

Are they go­ing to fix notre dame with lawn fur­ni­ture?

Every id­iot who wants a fence or a sink goes here to buy it and in­stall this crap and shit.

We need sur­re­al­ism now more than ever!
You should try avant garde posters – some­thing spicy!

We are!
We’re gun­na have free FLOMM pin­up cal­en­dars to first dozen peo­ple.
Our vol­un­teers get FIRST PICK. **HINT**

like, WE LIVE IN 1936!

Same days as 2020.
The roar­ing 20s are back!

the blow­ing up 40s are on the hori­zon then

The hands-on things at 423 have been pop­u­lar
We’re go­ing to have sten­cils for cus­tomiz­ing a pile of thrift cloth­ing, a bunch of flomm artists do­ing por­traits, teach­ing art and oth­er things

You’re go­ing to be able to let­ter­press print your own ephemera. On Blue pa­per, of course.

Plus:

You will stream live on the very day of the rap­ture lol

THAT might just mess with our live stream!

blue rap­ture!

Have we come far at all in 100 years?

200 year de­cline to me
we are all look­ing back
but a main prin­ci­pled the­o­ry is lack­ing

en­tropy

no
there is no en­tropy

So every­thing lives then?

every­thing comes from noth­ing, blows up, and be­comes stronger
en­tropy is just based on one hu­man life.
when we con­quer mars we’ll have a re­nais­sance
like when they con­quered the US
we just need to de­stroy the ma­trix
peo­ple are in cos­tume and ready

Holy shit. There’s na­tives on mars?

no no na­tives ex­act­ly, that will be a vic­tim­less con­quest
no na­tives now they go owh there is noth­ing

BUT BUT BUT what’s the point we can’t kill any­one??
We have to have a vic­tim! It’s wat hu­mans do.

Be­cause no one will be hap­py un­less there’s a vic­tim.

ex­act­ly XD

hu­mans on mars!
Ohhh the vic­tims will be the ones who die on earth
they should have said whats the point for Spaniards in the Amer­i­c­as

They had to find the cochineal for red food col­or­ing

dye with mar­t­ian dust per­haps

New source of food fla­vor­ing!

faery dust from the faery plan­et

Maybe Mars is re­al­ly blue and it’s the light­ing that shows us the com­ple­men­tary be­cause Earth is all or­ange now. 

Whoa

Is blue to or­ange com­ple­men­tary cause of these two plan­ets??

i have no idea but you may be onto some­thing 😮

Wat if mars was pur­ple?

owwwwwh pleaaaaase

Wait, it’s sup­posed to be red. Our red event was last year.

you’re break­ing my heart
i want a pur­ple plan­et

Don’t we have one here some­where?
They had them on Star Trek!

maybe a pur­ple moon
would be nice
i didn’t watch star trek in like two decades

We had a pa­per moon

There is an en­tire plan­et made of di­a­mond 😮

And Bel­gium is just sit­ting here.
It’s wait­ing to be con­quered lol
re­in­sti­tute some artis­tic pow­er to the queen, dec­o­rat­ing her liv­ing room Bel­gique

I don’t wan­na fight life­forms that grew on a di­a­mond plan­et

we need some queens to de­cide on peo­ples wall pa­per soon

Vic­to­ria said use all the pat­terns then use them again

i made this
ban­ner once
with sol­diers from WWI in the trench­es
and i put a well-filled su­per­mar­ket over it

It’s re­al­ly still so ac­tu­al
in the trench­es of the su­per­mar­ket
i wish i could find again

you want to build a big mi­crowave around a cathe­dral and see what it does?

does it need the cathe­dral on a re­volv­ing plate?

Stephen Col­bert found people’s most fa­vorite thing to watch was their food spin­ning in the mi­crowave

that to­tal­ly ex­plains the U.S.

con­cep­tu­al art needs to evolve into some
some
al­chemic sci­ence
we will learn a lot of new things

Gi­ant frozen bur­ri­to!

did i tell you i want­ed to build sculp­tures with mir­rors in Antarc­ti­ca?

No
Can’t do North Pole any­more. Santa’s shit un­der wa­ter

so in the icescape you would have sud­den­ly these clas­si­cal sculp­tures hold­ing mir­rors

I’m still wait­ing for them to find clas­si­cal sculp­tures cause the­o­ry Antarc­ti­ca is At­lantis

Tho

Wat all this have to do with colour blue?


you start­ed 😛

Turns out wa­ter isn’t blue. We just think it is!


 
what time my time should i speak to peo­ple then??

I dun­no wats 7 or 8 pm pa­cif­ic?


whats the time now?

5:21 am

its morn­ing there??

9 hours ahead uhhh?

3 or 4 am in Bel­gium on Wednes­day the 24?

You could PRE­DICT the FU­TURE

yeah i’m good at that be­cause i want to build it ehe­heh

Wats it in met­rics?

there is no met­ric time lol

Is this even go­ing to work?

It’s 423. We’ll just see wat hap­pens. Per usu­al.

go­ing for a cig­gy. 👍
 
 
 

—aey­lyeaelle ell­he de el­len­deh, steve mehal­lo

Flom­mist Aey­lyeaelle Ell­he De El­len­deh is a ne­oro­man­tic and neosym­bol­ist artist and philoso­pher, stud­ied sculpt­ing at The Roy­al Acad­e­my of Dec­o­ra­tive Arts of Antwerp Bel­gium, He de­cried ac­tu­al­ly hav­ing fall­en in love stand­ing be­fore the Psy­che of Leighton in Lon­don, hav­ing cried over the Sleep­ing Beau­ty by Suss­mann hell­born and hav­ing spir­i­tu­al re­li­gious af­fec­tions for the Sphinc Mys­terieux by Charles van der Stap­pen. Dec­o­ra­tive sculp­tor and Au­thor of a neosym­bol­ist mythol­o­gy on Kant­ian per­cep­tion, on the imag­i­na­tion, in­spi­ra­tion, art, deca­dence, es­thet­ics and pas­sion, hate, mis­an­thropy main­ly. Heav­i­ly in­flu­enced by Huys­mans A re­bours and Schopen­hauers refuge in art as Sades will to free erotics. He in­vent­ed the Eif­fel tow­er sev­er­al times the size of the cur­rent one in paris to launch trains into space in an art nou­veau way. He in­vent­ed can­dles on re­mote con­trol. He in­vent­ed a game of chess with over 200 pieces per play­er and in an en­tire­ly clas­si­cal and de­scent set­up. With a line of Bish­ops, an Army, an­gels, boul­ders, with tow­ers that need to be de­fend­ed for­ward to launch the boul­ders, with a court, and a high­er court with Elvin, Elvin King, Em­per­or, Em­press and vam­pire of melan­choly and a vam­pire le­gion. He is a self de­clared mad­man and of­fi­cial­ly de­clared in­sane by the state of Bel­gium deu to his ro­man­tic up­risals. De­sign­er and ar­chi­tect of the fu­ture city of Anae­htheana, which is best de­scribed as the most beau­ti­ful and lux­u­ri­ous place ever de­vised, with the con­crete bridges done again in mar­ble, a wild zoo where the high­way is now. And a for­ti­fied vat­i­can in­spired wall for a le­gion of Joans of Arc he is try­ing to call. Among that, he is call­ing upon all ar­che­types cur­rent­ly in cos­play goth­ic and mu­sic to build, among oth­er things, a Vam­pire Lane with goth­ic schools, goth­ic mu­se­ums and goth­ic lounges and palaces. And an Angh an­gel fortress. It is his one and only and fi­nal mis­sion to re­place all com­mer­cial bill­boards with ro­man­tic and aca­d­e­m­ic paint­ings. Etc … Copy­right © 2019 Aey­lyeaelle Ell­he De El­len­deh and Steve Mehal­lo. Im­age source.

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