THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923

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at home

old hotness:
Drinking at bars, dancing to electroswingtrap … hyphy … I guess?

new hotness:
Drinking at home, making your dogs put on a play that you make up the dialogue for as you go along in their voices.

Tho
I’m doing my part by not indulging my long held dreams of becoming a cam girl even tho I would be *cleaning up* right now.

Plus
in order to enforce the 6ft social perimeter rule I am switching from my Versace to Axe Body Spray.

—jason malmberg

Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2020 Jason Malmberg.

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Posted
Sat 23 May 2020