‘are you on drugs?’

Yes­ter­day

I had to help a drunk girl get her life together 

by get­ting her
a Sub­way sandwich, 

tex­ting her dad
in which the con­ver­sa­tion be­fore I got in­volved was: 

                Dad:
                Are you on drugs? 

                Girl:
                No, un­less you have some
 

(She was­n’t on drugs, just drunk)

and

set­ting up a Lyft ride for her 

In which I re­viewed the Lyft dri­ver for her

(I was logged into her account)

say­ing

                “thanks, you were the best ride.”

Just so
I could laugh at the sex­u­al in­nu­en­do I was implying
 
 

I might need to add I was drunk too
 

—al­ley scheffki

Flom­mist Al­ley Schef­f­ki is 22 years young, ‘I am the blue rose. Dies ist ein wun­sch für frei­heit.’ Copy­right © 2016 Al­ley Scheffki.

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