‘an important business matter’

I take great so­lace in the fact that my im­mor­tal cred­i­tors will out­live me. My Bank­ing Obit­u­ary will read:

Here lies cred­it score 700, he is sur­vived by his over­drawn stu­dent check­ing and his mea­ger sav­ings ac­count. He sep­a­rat­ed from his 401K sev­er­al years pri­or due to ir­rec­on­cil­able dif­fer­ences. Client spent his last mo­ments laugh­ing bois­ter­ous­ly chal­leng­ing col­lec­tors to find him in the great be­yond. He will be burred in a safe­ty de­posit box at Wells Far­go. Ser­vices will be held any­time be­tween 8 a.m. – 4:30 p.m. ATMs will per­form a 21 Dol­lar Salute af­ter every with­draw.

—louis her­nan­dez

Flom­mist Louis Her­dan­dez is ob­sessed with go­ing Bauhaus and be­com­ing The Ma­chine. Prefer­ably a drill press. Copy­right © 2017 Louis Her­nan­dez.

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