I take great solace in the fact that my immortal creditors will outlive me. My Banking Obituary will read:
Here lies credit score 700, he is survived by his overdrawn student checking and his meager savings account. He separated from his 401K several years prior due to irreconcilable differences. Client spent his last moments laughing boisterously challenging collectors to find him in the great beyond. He will be burred in a safety deposit box at Wells Fargo. Services will be held anytime between 8 a.m. – 4:30 p.m. ATMs will perform a 21 Dollar Salute after every withdraw.
—louis hernandez
Flommist Louis Herdandez is obsessed with going Bauhaus and becoming The Machine. Preferably a drill press. Copyright © 2017 Louis Hernandez.
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