june 2024

 
Com­plain­ing about

cor­po­rate spon­sor­ship of Pride Month events when you’re pos­si­bly a year away from hav­ing your life out­lawed by Christo­fas­cists is cer­tain­ly some­thing one can do, I guess.

Maybe, just maybe, the queer kids out in states you’d nev­er vis­it on a dare felt seen and sup­port­ed by Tar­get mer­chan­dise that they won’t have in stores any longer. 

But that doesn’t mat­ter as much as you flex­ing your per­son­al brand to the coastal blue city you al­ways had the lux­u­ry of ex­ist­ing in. 

Got­ta get them likes and pol­ish your own laurels.
 

Yes, this is real and these peo­ple are garbage. 

I am NOT play­ing like 2016 again. 

And you protest peo­ple are a di­rect threat to our democracy. 

I don’t care if it’s be­cause you don’t know how any­thing works be­cause you’ve been po­lit­i­cal­ly ac­tive a whole 6 months and you get your news from TikTok. 

This is the state of things. And you ei­ther get on board or get treat­ed like the MA­G­As you’re helping. 

And as ter­ri­ble as MA­G­As are, at least they mean their nonsense.
 

All da Hon­eyz want in on my tapi­o­ca, yo.
 

—ja­son malmberg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2024 Ja­son Malm­berg. Top im­age swiped from Brands Gone Bad.

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