if all goes to plan, tonight i will see the king joe walsh

And the Ea­gles.

But Rocky Moun­tain Way yallllll.

 

When you were par­ty­ing, I stud­ied the Ea­gles doc­u­men­tary.

When you were hav­ing pre­mar­i­tal sex, I mas­tered watch­ing the Ea­gles documentary.

While you wast­ed your days at the gym in pur­suit of van­i­ty, I cul­ti­vat­ed watch­ing the Ea­gles documentary.

And now that the world is on fire and the bar­bar­ians are at the gate, you have the au­dac­i­ty to come to me for help.

Maybe you don’t ac­tu­al­ly hate the Ea­gles, you sim­ply let pop cul­ture dic­tate your likes and personality.

Lebows­ki had good reasons. 

You’re just rid­ing his vibe with­out permission.

 

—ja­son malmberg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2021 Ja­son Malmberg.

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