Conservatives: A 17 year old is a woman.
Also conservatives: We must protect our children from Lil Nas X.
If you want to understand why America is the way it is, all you need to do is look at the number of people freaking out about Lil Nas X.
Just imagine being so miserable and boring and ignorant that your literal interpretation of the Bible and your hysterical Satanic panic precludes you from enjoying a piece of art as fantastic as Montero:
The color schematic, costumes, sets, and storyline of that video are so much fun.
It’s truly a piece of art and honestly I’m just happy to see someone be so happy to be who he is and not hide it. That’s what makes it enjoyable for me.
And all I can do is laugh that in the year 2021 when we have self driving cars and space probes beyond our solar system and tiny pocket computers, people in industrialized nations are still believing in literal interpretations of a book written 2,000 years ago by people who didn’t know where the sun went at night.
Both Christianity and the Bible are full of homoeroticism while at the same time condemning homosexuality. It’s great that the absolute worst people on the planet are getting this thrown back in their faces and having a big mad.
Hell, if Bowie were alive he’d be stanning him so fucking hard.
We’re all lucky enough to be alive at the same time as Lil Nas X and millions of people are wasting this amazing moment.
One has to wonder if these people are even capable of experiencing color or enjoying an ice cream cone.
—emily duchaine
Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days. Copyright © 2021 Emily Duchaine.
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