“Despite a stay-at-home order, the Placer County Sheriff’s Office says there were an estimated 100 attendees at a Granite Bay New Year’s Eve party that prompted a noise complaint but resulted in no citations.”
—KCRA, Sacramento
“Before 2021, the picturesque 12,600 square foot mansion overlooking Folsom Lake was best known as Eddie Murphy’s former home. Now, the Granite Bay property is referred to as the ‘Covid Castle.’”
—KXTV, Sacramento
“I’m 21 years removed from Sacramento and, to the surprise of absolutely no one, I’ve been reminded that Granite Bay still attracts the most selfish, vapid people on the planet.”
—Jason Nimrichter
Nothing says SACRAMENTO PRIDE
like partying in Granite Bay, CA with a bunch of busted-ass 2007 refugee ‘influencers’ who are all legit impressed that a one time Norbit probably took a shit in this mansion.
Can one really be called an “esthetician” when they look covered in Glidden all-weather exterior paint?
And why buy some lame Sac pride shirts
from People of Sacramento when you can go to my Teepublic right now and get a shirt that REALLY expresses SACRAMENTO PRIDE!
Pick up my tees (or hoodies, etc.) and let that local pride shine!
Also,
I just heard about @cuisineobscene916 and love that account.
You will too.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2021 Jason Malmberg.
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