‘hottest’

ste­fon:
“America’s hottest night club is ‘Covid-19.’ Opened in a pop-up pre-pro­hi­bi­tion cock­tail bar slash nee­dle ex­change clin­ic, this up­per Mag­no­lia Seat­tle nightspot has  E V E R Y T H I N G :  Bot­tled wa­ter, hand san­i­tiz­er sta­tions, face masks, as­tro­naut food, a 400 ft tall pyra­mid of Kirk­land brand toi­let pa­per, Muh-Muh-Muh-My-Coronavirus …”

me:
“What’s ‘Muh-Muh-Muh-My Coronavirus’?”

ste­fon:
“It’s that thing when you see a woman across the club and you start to ap­proach her, but then you re­al­ize she’s un­der­age, and be­fore you can back away, she coughs on you and gives you the coronavirus.”

—emi­ly duchaine

Flom­mist Emi­ly Duchaine lives in the Pa­cif­ic North­west. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and lis­ten to the Talk­ing Heads. She pre­tends to be a pro­fes­sion­al busi­ness­woman most days. Copy­right © 2020 Emi­ly Duchaine.

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