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THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923


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who’s me?

I eat a plant-based diet.

And here is a reen­act­ment of a con­ver­sa­tion I have at least once a month:

them:
“Do you want to eat at steakhouse/burger place/rib shack?” (the lit­er­al only places I re­al­ly can’t eat)

me:
“They aren’t that veg­gie-friend­ly, but go if you want to eat there, I can just grab some­thing from some­where else.”

them:
“But they have salads.”

me:
“Sal­ads aren’t a meal, they are a side.”

them:
“But you’re a vegetarian!”

me:
“And – ?”

them:
“Don’t you eat most­ly salads?”

me:
“God no, I just don’t eat meat.”

them:
“So if you don’t eat sal­ads, what do you eat?”

me:
“Lit­er­al­ly any­thing that isn’t meat.”

them:
“But that’s all they have with­out meat.”

me:
“Yep.”

them:
“So what can you eat?”

me:
“There? A salad.”

them:
“But I thought you said you didn’t want a salad.”

me:
“Yes, bring­ing us back to, that’s not a restau­rant I would eat at be­cause the only veg­gie-friend­ly thing they have is a salad.”

them:
“Oh so then what are you go­ing to eat?”

me:
“Some­thing from a dif­fer­ent restaurant.”

 

—na­tal­ie michelle

Flom­mist Na­tal­ie Michelle does­n’t have a bio. She just rants. Copy­right © 2020 Na­tal­ie Michelle. Pic­tured: Ab­bott, Costel­lo.

 

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