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THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923


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423 live stream: some things maybe you shouldn’t kno

So we’re set up for your live stream

owh you got me booked, i’m al­ready nervous
about blue writ­ings i don’t know
per­haps my an­gels born from al­tars of ice
they would be pret­ty bluesy

Are you still in the asylum?

For now.
i wrote to the papers.
i said about Notre Dame: there is a notre dame burn­ing be­ing shipped out of the do-it-your­self store every day:

Oh mannnn. Too soooon!

i guess they won’t pub­lish THAT
would make them think.
This is our most pop­u­lar dec­o­rat­ing store.
This is what is left of ar­ti­san culture.

Are they go­ing to fix notre dame with lawn furniture?

Every id­iot who wants a fence or a sink goes here to buy it and in­stall this crap and shit.

We need sur­re­al­ism now more than ever!
You should try avant garde posters – some­thing spicy!

We are!
We’re gun­na have free FLOMM pin­up cal­en­dars to first dozen people.
Our vol­un­teers get FIRST PICK. **HINT**

like, WE LIVE IN 1936!

Same days as 2020.
The roar­ing 20s are back!

the blow­ing up 40s are on the hori­zon then

The hands-on things at 423 have been popular
We’re go­ing to have sten­cils for cus­tomiz­ing a pile of thrift cloth­ing, a bunch of flomm artists do­ing por­traits, teach­ing art and oth­er things

You’re go­ing to be able to let­ter­press print your own ephemera. On Blue pa­per, of course.

Plus:

You will stream live on the very day of the rap­ture lol

THAT might just mess with our live stream!

blue rap­ture!

Have we come far at all in 100 years?

200 year de­cline to me
we are all look­ing back
but a main prin­ci­pled the­o­ry is lacking

en­tropy

no
there is no entropy

So every­thing lives then?

every­thing comes from noth­ing, blows up, and be­comes stronger
en­tropy is just based on one hu­man life.
when we con­quer mars we’ll have a renaissance
like when they con­quered the US
we just need to de­stroy the matrix
peo­ple are in cos­tume and ready

Holy shit. There’s na­tives on mars?

no no na­tives ex­act­ly, that will be a vic­tim­less conquest
no na­tives now they go owh there is nothing

BUT BUT BUT what’s the point we can’t kill anyone??
We have to have a vic­tim! It’s wat hu­mans do.

Be­cause no one will be hap­py un­less there’s a victim.

ex­act­ly XD

hu­mans on mars!
Ohhh the vic­tims will be the ones who die on earth
they should have said whats the point for Spaniards in the Americas

They had to find the cochineal for red food coloring

dye with mar­t­ian dust perhaps

New source of food flavoring!

faery dust from the faery planet

Maybe Mars is re­al­ly blue and it’s the light­ing that shows us the com­ple­men­tary be­cause Earth is all or­ange now. 

Whoa

Is blue to or­ange com­ple­men­tary cause of these two planets??

i have no idea but you may be onto something 😮

Wat if mars was purple?

owwwwwh pleaaaaase

Wait, it’s sup­posed to be red. Our red event was last year.

you’re break­ing my heart
i want a pur­ple planet

Don’t we have one here somewhere?
They had them on Star Trek!

maybe a pur­ple moon
would be nice
i didn’t watch star trek in like two decades

We had a pa­per moon

There is an en­tire plan­et made of diamond 😮

And Bel­gium is just sit­ting here.
It’s wait­ing to be con­quered lol
re­in­sti­tute some artis­tic pow­er to the queen, dec­o­rat­ing her liv­ing room Belgique

I don’t wan­na fight life­forms that grew on a di­a­mond planet

we need some queens to de­cide on peo­ples wall pa­per soon

Vic­to­ria said use all the pat­terns then use them again

i made this
ban­ner once
with sol­diers from WWI in the trenches
and i put a well-filled su­per­mar­ket over it

It’s re­al­ly still so actual
in the trench­es of the supermarket
i wish i could find again

you want to build a big mi­crowave around a cathe­dral and see what it does?

does it need the cathe­dral on a re­volv­ing plate?

Stephen Col­bert found people’s most fa­vorite thing to watch was their food spin­ning in the microwave

that to­tal­ly ex­plains the U.S.

con­cep­tu­al art needs to evolve into some
some
al­chemic science
we will learn a lot of new things

Gi­ant frozen burrito!

did i tell you i want­ed to build sculp­tures with mir­rors in Antarctica?

No
Can’t do North Pole any­more. Santa’s shit un­der water

so in the icescape you would have sud­den­ly these clas­si­cal sculp­tures hold­ing mirrors

I’m still wait­ing for them to find clas­si­cal sculp­tures cause the­o­ry Antarc­ti­ca is Atlantis

Tho

Wat all this have to do with colour blue?


you started 😛

Turns out wa­ter isn’t blue. We just think it is!


 
what time my time should i speak to peo­ple then??

I dun­no wats 7 or 8 pm pacific?


whats the time now?

5:21 am

its morn­ing there??

9 hours ahead uhhh?

3 or 4 am in Bel­gium on Wednes­day the 24?

You could PRE­DICT the FUTURE

yeah i’m good at that be­cause i want to build it eheheh

Wats it in metrics?

there is no met­ric time lol

Is this even go­ing to work?

It’s 423. We’ll just see wat hap­pens. Per usual.

go­ing for a ciggy. 👍
 
 
 

—aey­lyeaelle ell­he de el­len­deh, steve mehallo

Flom­mist Aey­lyeaelle Ell­he De El­len­deh is a ne­oro­man­tic and neosym­bol­ist artist and philoso­pher, stud­ied sculpt­ing at The Roy­al Acad­e­my of Dec­o­ra­tive Arts of Antwerp Bel­gium, He de­cried ac­tu­al­ly hav­ing fall­en in love stand­ing be­fore the Psy­che of Leighton in Lon­don, hav­ing cried over the Sleep­ing Beau­ty by Suss­mann hell­born and hav­ing spir­i­tu­al re­li­gious af­fec­tions for the Sphinc Mys­terieux by Charles van der Stap­pen. Dec­o­ra­tive sculp­tor and Au­thor of a neosym­bol­ist mythol­o­gy on Kant­ian per­cep­tion, on the imag­i­na­tion, in­spi­ra­tion, art, deca­dence, es­thet­ics and pas­sion, hate, mis­an­thropy main­ly. Heav­i­ly in­flu­enced by Huys­mans A re­bours and Schopen­hauers refuge in art as Sades will to free erotics. He in­vent­ed the Eif­fel tow­er sev­er­al times the size of the cur­rent one in paris to launch trains into space in an art nou­veau way. He in­vent­ed can­dles on re­mote con­trol. He in­vent­ed a game of chess with over 200 pieces per play­er and in an en­tire­ly clas­si­cal and de­scent set­up. With a line of Bish­ops, an Army, an­gels, boul­ders, with tow­ers that need to be de­fend­ed for­ward to launch the boul­ders, with a court, and a high­er court with Elvin, Elvin King, Em­per­or, Em­press and vam­pire of melan­choly and a vam­pire le­gion. He is a self de­clared mad­man and of­fi­cial­ly de­clared in­sane by the state of Bel­gium deu to his ro­man­tic up­risals. De­sign­er and ar­chi­tect of the fu­ture city of Anae­htheana, which is best de­scribed as the most beau­ti­ful and lux­u­ri­ous place ever de­vised, with the con­crete bridges done again in mar­ble, a wild zoo where the high­way is now. And a for­ti­fied vat­i­can in­spired wall for a le­gion of Joans of Arc he is try­ing to call. Among that, he is call­ing upon all ar­che­types cur­rent­ly in cos­play goth­ic and mu­sic to build, among oth­er things, a Vam­pire Lane with goth­ic schools, goth­ic mu­se­ums and goth­ic lounges and palaces. And an Angh an­gel fortress. It is his one and only and fi­nal mis­sion to re­place all com­mer­cial bill­boards with ro­man­tic and aca­d­e­m­ic paint­ings. Etc … Copy­right © 2019 Aey­lyeaelle Ell­he De El­len­deh and Steve Mehal­lo. Im­age source.

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