white kanye looks like the counting crows dude

“I’m a free thinker and here’s a free thought: If free think­ing is root­ed in the op­pres­sion of mi­nori­ties, black peo­ple, the LGBTQIA peo­ple, of im­mi­grants, of women … then I don’t fuck with your free thoughts.”
—Janelle Mon­ae
 

See­ing Kanye turn to the dark side makes Donald’s work feel a thou­sand times more brilliant. 

And it was al­ready genius.
 

 

This is why you get Zero Points for serv­ing. Lots and lots of aw­ful shit peo­ple join the armed ser­vices and come out worse. Does that make you a bad per­son for serv­ing? Of course not. But your be­ing a good per­son isn’t au­to­mat­ic just be­cause you did.
 

“You could­n’t pay me to live in Cal­i­for­nia. Land of fruits and nuts.”

Well, that’s just it isn’t it, guy from the com­ments sec­tion with the MAGA cap that lives in the same rur­al town of 1,400 he was born in and who’s con­vinced he made a con­scious de­ci­sion to stay there. 

No one *would* pay you be­cause the 21st cen­tu­ry doesn’t re­al­ly need you or your neg­li­gi­ble skillset. At all. 

But hey, en­joy the re­sent­ment-fu­eled heart dis­ease that will end up killing you while you shov­el snow at age 46.
 

Hal­ston. Guc­ci. Fiorucci.

Who are 3 peo­ple who’ve nev­er been in my kitchen?
 

Too real, Internet.
Back off, Warchild.
 
 

—ja­son malmberg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2018 Ja­son Malm­berg. Up­date: We had a cou­ple videos in wrong place, so we fixed.

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