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Me:
My retirement plan has always been to eat a bullet when the time comes. I’ve been told my entire life your generation’s going to tap SSI before we ever get to use it.

Dad:
You don’t have to worry about that, AI will get you first.

Me:
Or ecological collapse.

Dad:
Or pandemic illness.

Me:
Or nuclear fallout.

Dad:
Definitely nuclear fallout.

Me:
Well, John Bolton is back.

Dad:
We’ve really set you guys up for success here, huh.

Me:
Yep. Thanks.

Dad:
I feel like I should buy you dinner now.

Me:
HOW ABOUT YOU BUY ME A FUTURE, DAD.

—natalie michelle

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Posted
Thu 5 Apr 2018

Natalie Michelle

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