Should You Sing ‘Hallelujah’:
a. Are you Leonard Cohen?
b. Are you Leonard Cohen’s glowy Force ghost?
If the answer to the above is “no” then maybe knock it off.
(if b, it is acceptable to bring in Yoda, ObiWan or pre-special edition Anakin to accompany on harmony)
He’s dead tho so neither here nor there
but not really
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2018 Jason Malmberg.
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