’tis the season to be dalí

O, holy shit! Cy­ber Mmon­day is here!

All is FLOMM, all is bright

Ring in the win­ter FLOMM­stice with fla­grant cap­i­tal­ism! FLOM­Merce!

What’s all this, then?!

We now have a FLOMM store that’s dif­fer­ent than the oth­er. IT’S DIF­FER­ENT SHIT, OKAY? We’re go­ing to sell the things that we (the flom­mists) make that are one of a kind, or two of a kind.

A FLOM­MUS BOU­TIQUE. BAZ­ZAARFLOM­MAR­KET, SU­PER !

I don’t know.

We’re call­ing it L ’EDI­TIONe di FLOM­Merce – and to­day is our soft open­ing – hence, we only have one item up for sale. We’re real jazzed about it tho.

Fear not, my lit­tle Flom­melettes! We have even MOR things just sit­ting here ask­ing to leave and be­come part of your lives.

This is our nü store: L ’EDI­TIONe di FLOM­Merce

And for some rea­son, this is the page where you can get our one item on sale to­day only: FLOMM.US/cybermondaydeal

For gods sake, stay tuned – we will have MOR.

Spare your chim­ney. Buy on­line!
Fa la la la la, la la la lomm
 
 

—bwargh von mod­nar

Flom­mist Bwargh von Mod­nar is. Copy­right © 2017 Bwargh von Mod­nar. Pho­tog­ra­phy by Claire Carr.‬

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