THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923

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hating face

Trump:

Fake news reported that I hate a guy’s face.

Not true.

I SPECIFICALLY SAID I hate his FAT, STUPID face that looks like it got scratched up by a coat hanger inside the womb.

But see, they left that part off to make me look bad.

I don’t hate all faces, just the fat stupid kind that belong to that guy and everyone he looks like, ok.

Big difference.

This is what I’m talking about, people. It has to be stopped.

Also I’m going to repeal and replace coat hangers;

nobody knows more about both coats and the nature of hanging them, than I do.

—bwargh von modnar

Flommist Bwargh von Modnar is. Copyright © 2017 Bwargh von Modnar. News composite by mehallo.‬

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Posted
Sat 4 Mar 2017

Bwargh von Modnar