‘hey look at me at the beach, omaha losers’

So it’s 35 de­grees and thun­der storm­ing. In Omaha.

Cli­mate change means the de­struc­tion of many of the ecosys­tems we rely on for sur­vival, the mass dis­place­ment of peo­ple, the re­duc­tion of bio­di­ver­si­ty, and a whole oth­er se­ries of en­vi­ron­men­tal con­se­quences we can only be­gin to spec­u­late about but on the upside …

So if we keep go­ing at this rate, my friend Anthony’s gonna look pret­ty stu­pid for aban­don­ing Je­nae and I for warmer weather.
 

So you know what isn’t old?
What I SU­PER CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF?

The “Hey look at me at the beach, Om­a­ha losers” texts he keeps sending. 

I hope you learn to BREATHE UN­DER WA­TER bro be­cause soon that’s where your con­do will be.

En­joy tak­ing those beach self­ies while you can ‘friend,’ soon 

WE’LL BE THE ONES

with beach­front prop­er­ty and who will be the self­ie tak­ers then?
 

Us.

It will be us.
 
 
 

—na­tal­ie michelle

Flom­mist Na­tal­ie Michelle does­n’t have a bio. She just rants. Copy­right © 2016 Na­tal­ie Michelle.

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