Currently being served by a werewolf at DMV.
He said he’s been a woof for as long as he can remember.
His dad was a woof who acted like a sheep;
his mom was a sheep who acted like a woof.
I don’t think I’ll ever go to DMV not on Halloween again.
—laura hohlwein
Flommist Laura Hohlwein is a contemporary abstract surrealist. Copyright © 2025 Laura Hohlwein. Pictured: Franz Marc, Die Wölfe (Balkankrieg), 1913, source.
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