Me:
Lorde’s new album is phenomenal
Lorde:
I wrote your favorite song at Lena Dunham’s coffee table
Me:
Everything I enjoy eventually brings me suffering
Me:
I’ve never understood why people find Brad Pitt to be the hottest man alive
Brad Pitt:
I have tattoos
Me:
Wow, okay, that’s really all it took for me
Okay,
so,
like,
Facebook comments, YouTube comments, notoriously shitty places.
I mean,
okay,
most of the internet, notoriously shitty place.
But,
you know
what website
I’ve noticed
has consistently wholesome and encouraging comments?
Pornhub.
I’m just sayin’.
—melony ppenosyne
Flommist Melony Ppenosyne is a writer and weird artist type. In the last year alone, she’s traveled to Virginia as a competing poet, co-written a play on mental illness that is presently being produced, and crafted a published essay checking the privilege and scope of art galleries. Copyright © 2016 Melony Ppenosyne.
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