THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923

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Things I dislike

include companies

that are
like

oh we sell a XXXXL we’re so inclusive

but then you look at the sizing chart

and that quadruple XL is a fucking 38 inch waist?????

Goddamnit

I just want a skirt with little butt plugs on it

I don’t need to be thin for that lifestyle!!

—melony ppenosyne

Flommist Melony Ppenosyne is a writer and weird artist type. In the last year alone, she’s traveled to Virginia as a competing poet, co-written a play on mental illness that is presently being produced, and crafted a published essay checking the privilege and scope of art galleries. Copyright © 2019 Melony Ppenosyne. Foto of a skirt that actually fits (up top), swiped from Charlene.

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Posted
Sat 23 Feb 2019

Melony Ppenosyne