Seven weeks
of mask makers
have taken its toll
on the cotton fabric section at Joann’s.
But never fear …
there’s some fabrics that haven’t sold just yet.
Then you
finally get into the grocery store
and are presented with a new game of
“follow the arrows”
and lose this game within minutes. → ↑ → ↪ → ↗ ↩ ← ⟶ ↙ ⤴ ⬄ ⤑ ⤣ ⇪ ⟶ ⟲ → ↑ ↔ ← ↑ → ⬇ → ↩ ⇆ ↝ ⟶ ⤵ ⬇ ⥄ ⥲ ⥰ ⬱ → ↑ → ↪ → ↛ ⇧ ⇝ ⇛ ⇤ ⇧ ⇲ ⬇ ↶ → ↪ → ↗ ↩ ⇧ ← ⟶ ⟵ ⟳ ⤑ ⤳ ⤵ ⤡ ⤻ ⥣ ⬅ ⬸ ⟲ → ↑ ↔ ← ⮑ ⬀ ⬇ ⤺ ⤸ → → ↩ → ↑ → ⇪ → ↝ ⬅ ⇣ ⇆ ⟶ ⟶ ⤵ ⟶ ↙ → → ∞
Then
I saw a girl using thong undies over her head as a face mask.
The triangle was over her mouth and nose with the string over the middle of her head.
She may protect herself from something … but she’ll probably get pink eye in the process.
She did think she looked hella cute.
I mean, her thong mask matched her outfit. AND the virus.
—rose fante
Flommist Rose Fante is a wanderer, “yeah a wanderer, I roam around around around around around …” Copyright © 2020 Rose Fante.
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