List of things Safeway keeps behind glass that requires a store staff member let you in and then walk you to the checkout:
• pregnancy tests
• condoms
• lubricant
• yeast infection medication
• anti-personal itch products
• urinary tract infection medication
• supplements that prevent yeast or urinary tract infections
• various other non-menstrual products generally for women
Something tells me
‘a glass door that needs an employee to open it,
and then the employee walks you through the store,
and the sale may never happen because the employee may be too busy to ever find you,’
wouldn’t be the solution if the problem was ice cream theft.
—melony ppenosyne
Flommist Melony Ppenosyne is a writer and weird artist type. In the last year alone, she’s traveled to Virginia as a competing poet, co-written a play on mental illness that is presently being produced, and crafted a published essay checking the privilege and scope of art galleries. Copyright © 2019 Melony Ppenosyne. Image source.
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