russian driver with connecticut plates

so I am walk­ing home from cor­ner store with smokes and my ice tea

and I get to Auburn and Ninth there is a Volk­swa­gen Pas­sat with the driver’s side front wheel half cocked off the axle and the tire is peeled away

a lit­tle Mex­i­can gen­tle­men runs across the street to check on driver

there is a young Russ­ian dude in pas­sen­ger seat

Mex­i­can dude knocks on win­dow the pas­sen­ger gets out

he looks a lit­tle out of it

ei­ther shook up by ac­ci­dent or one too many beverages

pas­sen­ger steps out and walks around to driver’s side try to get in and start the vehicle

as­sum­ing he is about to leave

com­plete­ly for­get­ting about his front wheel

Mex­i­can dude splits

pas­sen­ger goes back to pas­sen­ger side grabs a plas­tic bag full of shit and starts walk­ing away

I de­cide to call 911

hey you got a ve­hi­cle here at Auburn and Ninth

home­boy just took off

ok we will get some­one out there

mean­while, while I am on the phone

the pas­sen­ger comes back with no plas­tic bag

and again tries to get back in the ve­hi­cle to try and take off

again for­get­ting about his front wheel

911 op­er­a­tor asks for a de­scrip­tion; since dude is right in front of me I give his description

yup yup he is about 5’8, bur­gundy shirt, Levi’s, he looks Russian

dude takes off again

I sit and wait, mean­while I’m di­rect­ing traffic

20 min­utes lat­er Po­lice De­part­ment shows up

they roll up as­sume it’s my car

nope nope not me

I tell them the story

they don’t care about plas­tic bag or that home­boy took off

fi­nal­ly both PD take off to search for homeboy

leav­ing me to re­sume traf­fic duty

10 min­utes more go by, a third PD shows up asks for ID

nope nope nope not me

mean­while, one of the first two of­fi­cers on the scene returns

said they got him, they are do­ing a so­bri­ety test on him now

asks for my ID again

yup yup sure here you go

asks me if I saw him dri­ving, nope only saw him in pas­sen­ger side but I did see he had the keys and jumped into driver’s side to dri­ve off two times but didn’t see if he had been dri­ving at time of accident

told them again about plas­tic bag full of shit he car­ried off

that didn’t seem to con­cern them

ok seems like it would be ev­i­dence to me but what do I know

any­ways one of­fi­cer re­turns my ID and asks if the num­ber I called 911 from is a good num­ber to reach me

yup yup sure

ok have a nice day

walked home to file my report

—bri­an-an­tho­ny

Flom­mist Bri­an-An­tho­ny is a for­mer artist, crafts­man and de­sign­er turned part time law stu­dent via YouTube and Google, works at a print shop, full time fa­ther, all around Good Samar­i­tan, en­joys a fine sati­va, read­ing and Ari­zona Green Tea. Copy­right © 2015 Bri­an-An­tho­ny. All rights reserved. 

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