Watched The Predator.
I don’t understand. Why do we have so many garbage sequels this year?
I might actually hate it more than Jurassic World: The Fallen Kingdom (2018). It’s shocking that it was written and directed by Shane Black, the same guy who also wrote the original Predator (1987). Did he make it intentionally terrible so that there’ll be no more attempts to make a Predator film?
It’s wrong on so many levels, both as a film and as a Predator film. And I’m just not going to get into the details. It’s not worth the time it would take to type them up. I’ve said too much already.
And I am still waiting for the true Predator prequel which takes place during the American Civil War, as suggested in Predator 2 (1990). I’d love the franchise to be alive until then, but it sure looks dead now. 3⁄10.
Interestingly, the film is called The Predator in France but Le Prédateur in Quebec. They make things more French than French sometimes.
—toshi omagari
Flommist Toshi Omagari fights many things, most recent of which is the auto-correction of his title to florist. Copyright © 2018 Toshi Omagari.
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