I’m in love. She’s beautiful, mysterious, and like in my favourite Rolling Stones’ song,
She comes in colours
She’s like a rainbow
She was born in the ’70s. Many people approached her, most of them in utter vein to an extent that she became their trauma.
She is really tough to get, but once you do, she becomes extremely tolerable; every time I screw things up, I can fix things square again in short order. In fact she is masochistic and almost expects you to do that again and again.
And boy do I feel so good. I may break up, perhaps intentionally in order to lubricate deep inside her and make her even better, and I finish quicker and quicker every time. I take her with me everywhere I go, and I do it anywhere I want.
—toshi omagari
Flommist Toshi Omagari fights many things, most recent of which is the auto-correction of his title to florist. Copyright © 2016 Toshi Omagari.
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