my daughter works in a mortuary

just to fol­low up,

in light of the re­cent body theft,

and since i am out of town this week 

if some­one tries to steal you 

please do your best to leave a trail of bread­crumbs with any­thing you can find 

slips of paper,
fake fingernails,
real fingernails,
mas­cara sponges,
bub­ble gum wads,
toe­nails, toes,
fingers,
maybe an ankle,
an ear,
eye­ball or two, or three,
femur,
pelvis,
liver,
sets of teeth,
wadded up kidneys,
spleen,
gall bladder,
grey matter,
or leave clues writ­ten us­ing dif­fer­ent size capillaries

re­mem­ber,
kid­neys can also be used as a wa­ter fil­ter or trum­pet if you kno what to do 

and re­mem­ber to tie off the end of the intestines
if you are us­ing as rope
or de­cide you need to make sausages in or­der to survive 

❤
 
 

—steve mehal­lo

Flom­mist Steve Mehal­lo is a graph­ic de­sign­er, il­lus­tra­tor, font de­sign­er, ed­u­ca­tor, food­ie and gad­fly. He is the cre­ator and founder of FLOMM!

MOR D’ARTÍCULOS  MOR FLOMM !

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