“Well, I’m not a scientist.
But I know all things begin
and end in eternity … Don’t worry,
I don’t want to hurt you.”
—David Bowie in The Man Who Fell To Earth (1976)
I’m watching Invasion (2021) on Apple TV+ and slowly – and I mean s l o w l y – the story is supposedly coming together and then I realized, right now it’s
War of the Worlds Season!
That special time when unexplained visitors show up. Like outside, to trick.
As a kid,
I first read about trubblemaker Orson Welles in a really old Superman comic book. I learned that he, at age 23, performed a panic-inducing ALIENS ARE HERE fake news broadcast – last Sunday in October, 1938:
And recently, PBS has been re-airing a documentary about the whole thing, featuring a bunch-o-very odd interviews with dead people:
Plus, here’s an opening clip from The Night That Panicked America (1975), a made for tee vee movie about Welles’ night of fun.
John Ritter and the guy who made The Wrath of Khan cut their teeth on this. Bonus: Mr. Cunningham from Happy Days:
There’s also a 1988 NPR version [LINK] with Jason Robards, Steve Allen and the Skywalker Sound FX library.
“I don’t know why
you’d rather go to
New York. The clutch
pops so don’t sue me
for whiplash.”
—Annie Potts in The Man Who Fell To Earth tv pilot (1987)
B U T
the most fun I had with all this was three years ago when I decided – at the last minute – our small team of RADíO FLoMMers should actually put together our version – where we’d destroy Sacramento in about an hour.
The script was hastily adapted one afternoon, rewritten the next. Anyone who had a voice was recorded, wherever I could find them and whether or not they knew how to pronounce the words they were given.
SDFX were lifted from a bunch of public domain sources, old recording equipment, the FLOMM game app, as well as the original broadcast itself – their heat ray was transformed into our laser thing.
RADíO FLoMM [panic] aired 30 October 2018 on the 80th Anniversary of Welles’ original show. No one knew wat we were doing, neither did most of the cast and we just kept going with a Tuesday deadline in the distance.
You can listen here: Or wherever you get your regular podcasts.
ALSO we were just guessing, but turns out Sacramento does have working air raid sirens. Who knew?
Jeni Soto with a set from Mars at Hotel Marshall
Milk Surface in Placerville
Jes (and Murphy) with the News
Jason Spyres
Elks Tower, downtown Sacramento
RADíO FLoMM will return.
DIE NÄCHSTE SEASON ist in die werke.
“Chiwetel Ejiofor [is] everything
we could imagine and a million
things we can’t.”
—Alex Kurtzman and Jenny Lumet re: The Man Who Fell To Earth series (2022)
—steve mehallo
Flommist Steve Mehallo is a graphic designer, illustrator, font designer, educator, foodie and gadfly. He is the creator and founder of FLOMM! Hedline by Milk.
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