I walked into Guitar Center, knowing exactly what I needed to buy.
A mini, midi keyboard. I scoped it out and took it to the register. I always try to get in and out of there as quick as possible, as it’s one of my most dreaded errands.
I waited in line forever, keyboard in hand, while the sweet employee endured some heavy gear talk with a long haired, middle aged man.
At the other register, a woman that I’d gotten into a fight with and walked out on, during a past errand, was ringing up another customer. Slowly. She and I had both been wearing blue eyeliner, and I haven’t worn it since. I said a little prayer asking for her transaction to take longer.
My prayer was answered, and the sweet-seeming guy invited me to be next.
I moved forward and he realized that his register wasn’t working. We walked down some stairs, with a metal banister held up by metal bars, to another register. We passed by two little girls, playing with dolls, clearly waiting for their dad to finish his gear talk.
As we passed, I heard them say excitedly, “She looks just like Holly!” My name is Holly, so I felt confused, but then thought that I must have misheard them. As I stood at the register, the girls stared at me through the bars, whispering, loudly, “She really looks exactly like Holly!” They continued. I looked around, trying to see if there was anyone else nearby that might be Holly.
The checkout process was endless, because it is Guitar Center and they always ask a million questions. The girls kept their eyes on me, saying over and over how I look like Holly. I tried to give them a little wink and smile, to let them know that I AM Holly. I’m not sure if they understood.
After running my credit card, the machine glitched, and started showing random symbols on the screen. I had to go online, on my phone, and make sure that the transaction hadn’t gone through.
The sweet employee led me back up the stairs, back past the girls, who were still saying my name over and over, like some strange dream.
At the next register, I was finally able to pay. Then I left.
—holly solem
Flommist Holly Solem is a singer/songwriter, model, actress and writer known for her work on Amazon’s original series Hand of God, as well as playing, touring and writing with numerous bands and artists. Copyright © 2021–23 Holly Solem. Pictured: Still Life with a Guitar (detail), 1913.
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