Congratulations the Government built you a house
Measuring three feet wide and six feet long and five feet high
The perfect home with the perfect size
You don’t believe me? We received data from some perfectly honest guys
But we can’t tell you who, That shit’s classified
Research shows this house is just right for you
You can sit, lie down and stand hunched over
Exposing your shoulders
What an excellent place to keep the governments boulders
Hold them awhile for our weary stockholders
that’s an order you basket of deplorables
Keep your eyes to the dirt and mind your own pain
Polls suggest it’s how our corporations see gains
That make it possible for them to buy airplanes
Don’t call it brainwashing think of it as being retrained
Patriots stand with those that enslave
Find a poll that deviates from this point of view?
Good for you
The time has come to put an end to fake news
So we need a list of everyone you told that to
Just for fun, what sized Rubbermaid do you think your wife would fit in
Disagree with your government and that is okay
For now because the newest prisons are months away
Don’t you have to work today for that minimum wage?
We’ve been talking and the time has come for us to get paid
Besides there is no real need for you to be informed
That house is all you need according to your broker
Yes, the materials are used and somewhat mediocre
You will be safe as long as you remain a nonsmoker
mostly because those walls were once used for poker
—david powers
Flommist David Powers is a United States Marine and illustrator. Copyright © 2017 David Powers.
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