He. Wasn’t. A. Saint.
His. Name. Wasn’t. Patrick.
He. Wasn’t. Even. Irish.
He. Was. A. Colonizer.
That guy that y’all are determined to celebrate today was born Maewyn Succat in Britain.
There wasn’t a determined canonization process for acquiring sainthood at the time he was alive.
AND the “snakes” that your boy drove out of Ireland – that was actually code for the Druids, a.k.a. the indigenous people.
This dude would’ve been besties with Christopher Columbus and John Sutter but like … green beer bro.
—andru defeye
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