strutting by

Sev­en weeks

of mask makers

have tak­en its toll

on the cot­ton fab­ric sec­tion at Joann’s.

 

But nev­er fear …

there’s some fab­rics that haven’t sold just yet.

 

Then you

fi­nal­ly get into the gro­cery store

and are pre­sent­ed with a new game of

“fol­low the arrows”

and lose this game with­in minutes. → ↑ → ↪ → ↗ ↩ ← ⟶ ↙ ⤴ ⬄ ⤑ ⤣ ⇪ ⟶ ⟲ → ↑ ↔ ← ↑ → ⬇ → ↩ ⇆ ↝ ⟶ ⤵ ⬇ ⥄ ⥲ ⥰ ⬱ → ↑ → ↪ → ↛ ⇧ ⇝ ⇛ ⇤ ⇧ ⇲ ⬇ ↶ → ↪ → ↗ ↩ ⇧ ← ⟶ ⟵ ⟳ ⤑ ⤳ ⤵ ⤡ ⤻ ⥣ ⬅ ⬸ ⟲ → ↑ ↔ ← ⮑ ⬀ ⬇ ⤺ ⤸ → → ↩ → ↑ → ⇪ → ↝ ⬅ ⇣ ⇆ ⟶ ⟶ ⤵ ⟶ ↙ → → ∞

 

Then

I saw a girl us­ing thong undies over her head as a face mask.

The tri­an­gle was over her mouth and nose with the string over the mid­dle of her head.

She may pro­tect her­self from some­thing … but she’ll prob­a­bly get pink eye in the process.

 

She did think she looked hel­la cute.

I mean, her thong mask matched her out­fit. AND the virus.

 

—rose fante

Flom­mist Rose Fante is a wan­der­er, “yeah a wan­der­er, I roam around around around around around …” Copy­right © 2020 Rose Fante.

 

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