the great petty

‘Hey friends:

‘I no longer work for Star­bucks, but quite a few
of my friends still do, and my baris­tas who aren’t
‘friends’ of mine are pret­ty awe­some and do a great
job of cus­tomer ser­vic­ing the hell out of me and
my picky self and family.

‘With that said, I am not sure if you have heard
that the com­pa­ny has slashed la­bor again since
I’ve worked there.

‘Can I just say that in do­ing so, Star­bucks is
ac­tu­al­ly en­dan­ger­ing your safe­ty in re­gards to
clean­li­ness. Not to men­tion the cream that is on
the condi­ment bar get­ting way out of the safe
tem­per­a­ture range.

‘When some­one calls out be­cause they are sick, you
have pos­si­bly two peo­ple scram­bling to try to make
bev­er­ages to keep up with de­mand while certain
things go unchecked that need to be in or­der to
en­sure your safety.

‘So when you go use your Star­bucks card for your
free­bie, and you don’t have cash on you to tip them,
please just pay for it so you can tip through the app,
and use your free­bie on a day you have cash in your
wal­let to tip.

‘Also, say please and thank you, and don’t be on
your phone. *steps off of soap box* ’ —for­mer Star­bucks employee

 

to­day

is a flood of un­sure grounds

cor­po­ra­tions will say any­thing to save money

IF liv­ing wage is made

share­hold­ers GET AN­GRY cause the prof­its THEY ARE USED TO go down

MUST NOT CUT INTO the profits

you’re on board with now times

MUST NOT CUT INTO the profits

take it out on the work­ers and the customers

MUST NOT CUT INTO the profits

MIN­I­MUM WAGE was sup­posed to keep peo­ple OUT OF POVERTY

MUST NOT CUT INTO the profits

IN­STEAD it short­ens a line item
on share­hold­ers’ Great Pet­ty PORTFOLIOS

IN­NO­VA­TION in times of un­sure brings CUT COR­NERS to the world

YOUR BUSI­NESS is very im­por­tant to us, un­less The Great Petty

MUST NOT CUT INTO the profits

there is no HU­MAN ves­sel of high­er purpose
in The Great Pet­ty experience

than KEEP­ING face­less share­hold­ers HAPPY

MUST NOT CUT INTO the profits

It’s every­where the trend for busi­ness work­ers are just fodder

WHO CARES WHAT HAPPENS?

keep the prof­its FLOWING

 

‘I am the ThWINGh and I ap­prove this message’

 

tat    tat    tat    tat    tat    tat    tat    tat    tat

 

THE FOL­LOW­ING HAS NOT BEEN AP­PROVED BY THE COR­PO­RA­TION, LLC.

 
 
peo­ple are tired
in­sane lessons of ILLUSION

it’s like wait­ing for San­ta Claus in front of a fire place with con­cerned parents

Mean­while

the new po­lice pro­tect THEM

the pow­ers that be   the cor­po­ra­tions   the shareholders

cost cut­ting to make the mas­ters smile more
they’re all about dec­i­mal points in a bank account
noth­ing tan­gi­ble   just numbers

POOR
RICH
PEOPLE
all they have are fi­nan­cial statements
a nice Restora­tion Hard­ware sofa and re­pro­duc­tion an­tique Machi­avel­lian bust

peo­ple are tired
in­sane lessons of ILLUSION

meet all the great staff and watch them get flushed into jeopardy

like the nev­er end­ing sto­ry and the con­stant nothing

I hope when Je­ho­vah comes he shuts off all the elec­tri­cal works and cre­ates his own

IMAG­INE a USA with a 7K a month min­i­mum wage?
Swiss got it go­ing on

at the BANK, cof­fee used to be FREE

slow sheep con­t­a­m­i­nate the whole Amer­i­can experience

‘I’ll have a vente amer­i­cano and you look like you could use a lit­tle ex­tra help’

dark side is like a dy­ing species these days

some­times share­hold­ers need to get on a broom
clean up The Great Petty

could
use
some
grounds
under
their
fingernails
for
a
change
 
 

—rone

Flom­mist Rone is a car­ing na­tive Cal­i­forn­ian who chas­es dreams in many forms. A gold­en mind, a gold­en life. Liv­ing cur­rent­ly in the now! Copy­right © 2016 Rone. Im­age from that movie.

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