you don’t get to call yourself a ‘christian’

Spicer:
“This is the Oba­macare re­place­ment plan that every­one has been ask­ing for, that the pres­i­dent ran on.”

Spicer came out and arc-weld­ed Trump to this ter­ri­ble up­date of the ACA.

And so now we have TЯUMP­KДRE. Learn it. Live It. Use it. Love it.

Once law, *We* will then need to cut cor­ners to get cov­er­age that doesn’t cov­er any­thing but mil­lion­aires should be giv­en EVEN MOR.

It is garbage. Clob­ber them with it.

You own this now, Hoss.
 

Paul Ryan is asked if it mat­ters that 10 mil­lion peo­ple could lose their health in­sur­ance. “What mat­ters is we’re low­er­ing the costs.”

— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) March 7, 2017

 

And if you think chil­dren should suf­fer and die be­cause their par­ents are poor then you don’t get to call your­self a ‘Chris­t­ian.’

Fuck your jew­el­ry, your at­ten­dance record, or what’s ‘in your heart.’

You’re sim­ply a greedy ass­hole. And I’m pret­ty cer­tain ol JC was­n’t too chill with greedy ass­holes.
 

St. Pe­ter:
“Okay, Gladys. Let’s pull up the ol Ex­cel sheet here .… oh .… whoah .…. oh my. You were a real hor­ren­dous piece of shit. It’s pret­ty much six straight decades of self-ab­sorbed cru­el­ty and avarice.”

Gladys:
“But I avoid­ed naughty movies and bad lan­guage. Does that el­e­vate the over­all score?”

St. Pe­ter:
“Are you fuck­ing kid­ding me right now?”
 

If they want health care they can earn it by hav­ing un­pro­tect­ed in­ter­course with a man from a priv­i­leged so­cioe­co­nom­ic class like I did.
 

Dan Rather:
“Every one who nor­mal­izes Mr. Trump now, or has in the past, will have to an­swer to fu­ture gen­er­a­tions for their ac­qui­es­cence, si­lence or sophistry – if, in­deed, not out­right cow­ardice.”

We see you. And we can hear your si­lence. You don’t get to opt out of pol­i­tics. Not right now.

 
 

—ja­son malm­berg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2017 Ja­son Malm­berg. Pic­tured: Ja­cob Jor­daens, Christ Dri­ving the Mer­chants from the Tem­ple (de­tail), cir­ca 1650, source.

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