wait for it

I am miss­ing out on cool shit every day,
and I am de­ter­mined to change that.

Now I got­ta go watch some Church Of What’s Hap­pen­ing Now, with my Un­cle Joey, and his Jew­ish lit­tle broth­er, Lee Sy­att. Time to hit the in­di­ca strains be­fore eleven, be­cause Nurse Ratch­ett doesn’t come in with the meds un­til 2 p.m. …

Oh,
found new fa­vorite show. From one sin­gle clip, found the whole episode, am help­less­ly, hope­less­ly hooked on …

… wait for it …

Oh, fuck.

I blinked,
and rough­ly half of the idols of my youth had died.

And what sucks is that we NOW know we will be able to live pain-free,
mo­bile, and trip­pin’ our balls off waaay into our nineties,
maybe even longer with re­place­ment parts.

But,
when The Head Re­cy­cler says ‘it’s time to go; be a field of corn, or an oc­to­pus, or a moon­beam of re­flect­ed sun­shine,’

it’s ‘love ya, see ya down the road, catch ya on the flip side …’

Up­date:
This morn­ing I was se­dat­ed, placed in a hor­i­zon­tal po­si­tion of restiv­i­ty,
and in­ject­ed with tigers’ blood and Ado­nis DNA

… sleep­ing now …
 

—rob­bie ed­monds

Flom­mist Rob­bie Ed­monds would love to sit down with you and dis­cuss his the­o­ries of mind-swap­ping and time trav­el, but it ap­pears as if he, as his cat, just left to stop him­self from do­ing so … AGAIN! Copy­right © 2017 Rob­bie Ed­monds.

PLEASE   SUPPORT   FLOMM
TIPS  +  DONATIONS  DISCREETLY  ACCEPTED

FLOMM
promotes learning  +  education worldwide
drawing attention to works by nü  +  upcoming artists,
designers, writers, musicians  +  MOR

OUR INVOLVEMENT
– however –
is mostly paid for out of pocket or in trade

IF YOU ENJOY
wat  FLOMM  is doing here, please consider


1.   LEAVE US A TIP  :
use our tip jar whenever the mood hits



2.   BUY OUR SWAG  :
our approach is semi-green —
                all our  FLOMMHAUS  merch is made to order



3.   HELP US OUT  :
use our hashtags  #flomm  #flommus  #whereisflomm  #nüflommart  #flommist
when posting on ur socials —
or drop us a note and offer to help in some way
everything we do is on a volunteer basis —
             when we say  YOU CAN BE A FLOMMIST TOO  this is wat we mean

THANK YOU
your support helps our continued efforts
to create content across numerous platforms

clic 「 HIER   」 to return to the DER TUNG front page