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trapped

That moment

when spending an hour at the health market

meticulously planning your high protein,

nutrient rich menu for the week

because seriously,
Natalie,
it’s time to stop fucking around,

there’s absolutely no excuse for you to be this out of shape

immediately leads you to defiantly eating take away pizza in your car

as some weird act of rebellion against yourself
(I guess?)
because god forbid you commit to literally anything at all

ever

even your own damn health

you fucking weirdo because

oh man,

you wouldn’t want to feel “trapped”

no no.

—natalie michelle

Flommist Natalie Michelle doesn’t have a bio. She just rants. Copyright © 2017 Natalie Michelle.

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Der Tung
Posted
Thu 13 Jul 2017

Natalie Michelle