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THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923

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This is the swamp. it’s swampier than ever.

“It’s all a sham, man.

Y’all are just addicted to the two party charade.

Both parties are two sides of the same coin, mannnnnnn.”
 

Keep a box of matches on you at all times.

If anyone from the Green Party approaches you in any way, calmly pull it out and soberly throw lit matches at them until they disappear back up the ass of their own oblivious smug privilege.

Yeah.

We just proved once and for all what giant fucking idiots people that say shit like that are. Never again do they get to yammer that bullshit unchecked.

Yup. Own it.

Again, you guys get no free bandwidth here anymore. Take it to Squarespace. Start a blog. I no longer care enough to give oxygen to that shit.

As for you ’publicans, your shitty conservative church gets zero credit for giving away 100 bags of groceries to the poor at Christmas when all its members vote for reps who kill healthcare for millions of children.

We see you and so does your God. Fake-ass christians.

It’s also great that you learned the word “oligarchy” in 2016 and started using it in a way that suggested everyone else was just learning it too (hella woke!) but check this out: We already knew and your stupid selfish nonsense helped bring about oligarchy on a scale not seen since The Gilded Age.

Now fuck back off to your ayahuasca circle and leave adult topics to grown folks.

 

—jason malmberg

Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2017 Jason Malmberg. Pictured: A Los Angeles oil district, circa 1895–1901; Thomas Nast, The ‘Brains,’ 1871.


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