the great petty

‘Hey friends:

‘I no longer work for Star­bucks, but quite a few
of my friends still do, and my baris­tas who aren’t
‘friends’ of mine are pret­ty awe­some and do a great
job of cus­tomer ser­vic­ing the hell out of me and
my picky self and fam­i­ly.

‘With that said, I am not sure if you have heard
that the com­pa­ny has slashed la­bor again since
I’ve worked there.

‘Can I just say that in do­ing so, Star­bucks is
ac­tu­al­ly en­dan­ger­ing your safe­ty in re­gards to
clean­li­ness. Not to men­tion the cream that is on
the condi­ment bar get­ting way out of the safe
tem­per­a­ture range.

‘When some­one calls out be­cause they are sick, you
have pos­si­bly two peo­ple scram­bling to try to make
bev­er­ages to keep up with de­mand while cer­tain
things go unchecked that need to be in or­der to
en­sure your safe­ty.

‘So when you go use your Star­bucks card for your
free­bie, and you don’t have cash on you to tip them,
please just pay for it so you can tip through the app,
and use your free­bie on a day you have cash in your
wal­let to tip.

‘Also, say please and thank you, and don’t be on
your phone. *steps off of soap box* ’ —for­mer Star­bucks em­ploy­ee

 

to­day

is a flood of un­sure grounds

cor­po­ra­tions will say any­thing to save mon­ey

IF liv­ing wage is made

share­hold­ers GET AN­GRY cause the prof­its THEY ARE USED TO go down

MUST NOT CUT INTO the prof­its

you’re on board with now times

MUST NOT CUT INTO the prof­its

take it out on the work­ers and the cus­tomers

MUST NOT CUT INTO the prof­its

MIN­I­MUM WAGE was sup­posed to keep peo­ple OUT OF POVER­TY

MUST NOT CUT INTO the prof­its

IN­STEAD it short­ens a line item
on share­hold­ers’ Great Pet­ty PORT­FO­LIOS

IN­NO­VA­TION in times of un­sure brings CUT COR­NERS to the world

YOUR BUSI­NESS is very im­por­tant to us, un­less The Great Pet­ty

MUST NOT CUT INTO the prof­its

there is no HU­MAN ves­sel of high­er pur­pose
in The Great Pet­ty ex­pe­ri­ence

than KEEP­ING face­less share­hold­ers HAP­PY

MUST NOT CUT INTO the prof­its

It’s every­where the trend for busi­ness work­ers are just fod­der

WHO CARES WHAT HAP­PENS?

keep the prof­its FLOW­ING

 

‘I am the ThWINGh and I ap­prove this mes­sage’

 

tat    tat    tat    tat    tat    tat    tat    tat    tat

 

THE FOL­LOW­ING HAS NOT BEEN AP­PROVED BY THE COR­PO­RA­TION, LLC.

 
 
peo­ple are tired
in­sane lessons of IL­LU­SION

it’s like wait­ing for San­ta Claus in front of a fire place with con­cerned par­ents

Mean­while

the new po­lice pro­tect THEM

the pow­ers that be   the cor­po­ra­tions   the share­hold­ers

cost cut­ting to make the mas­ters smile more
they’re all about dec­i­mal points in a bank ac­count
noth­ing tan­gi­ble   just num­bers

POOR
RICH
PEO­PLE
all they have are fi­nan­cial state­ments
a nice Restora­tion Hard­ware sofa and re­pro­duc­tion an­tique Machi­avel­lian bust

peo­ple are tired
in­sane lessons of IL­LU­SION

meet all the great staff and watch them get flushed into jeop­ardy

like the nev­er end­ing sto­ry and the con­stant noth­ing

I hope when Je­ho­vah comes he shuts off all the elec­tri­cal works and cre­ates his own

IMAG­INE a USA with a 7K a month min­i­mum wage?
Swiss got it go­ing on

at the BANK, cof­fee used to be FREE

slow sheep con­t­a­m­i­nate the whole Amer­i­can ex­pe­ri­ence

‘I’ll have a vente amer­i­cano and you look like you could use a lit­tle ex­tra help’

dark side is like a dy­ing species these days

some­times share­hold­ers need to get on a broom
clean up The Great Pet­ty

could
use
some
grounds
un­der
their
fin­ger­nails
for
a
change
 
 

—rone

Flom­mist Rone is a car­ing na­tive Cal­i­forn­ian who chas­es dreams in many forms. A gold­en mind, a gold­en life. Liv­ing cur­rent­ly in the now! Copy­right © 2016 Rone. Im­age from that movie.

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