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i just ate so much ravioli based on the word ‘sauce’

Sorry I’m late to this party but um, did a bunch of virgins seriously harass minimum wage employees for a discontinued sauce from an opportunistic corporation desperately trying to stay relevant by referencing a meme from a cartoon? Is that legit the world we are currently operating in?

Like first of all, this is the company behind the McRib, don’t even act like they won’t bring this shit back on limited supply to create superficial demand now they know it will sell.

Secondly, that shit was probably discontinued because it was gross, like the rest of their food. Lastly, but definitely most importantly, fast food workers have it bad enough without your pale asses emerging from your parent’s basements to throw hissy fits over some concoction of corn syrup and msg. I know the only human interaction you have is in the bowels of Reddit, but Jesus, even actual children have other awareness and empathy.

Also for friends who went, I know you didn’t do this. You were probably just trying to participate in the zeitgeist, connect with other fans, do something fun, etc, but I’ve seen video after video now of these fucking turds having absolute tantrums over this shit and it’s super rude.

This is why we don’t have nice things.

—natalie michelle

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