paddy

I hate this hol­i­day due to how fool­ish and stereo­typ­i­cal it makes my peo­ple look.

I’m not Irish. I am re­fer­ring to Drunk­ards.

Also

The Irish were the mus­lim refugees of the late 1800s.

Not that that will mat­ter to every #MAGA bro dip­shit out tonight proud­ly rep­ping their *full six­teenth* of hel­la Irish blood to ‘Jump Around.’

And

Now the Trump ad­min­is­tra­tion wants war with North Ko­rea.

Re­mem­ber, it takes about 15 min­utes for China’s nukes to hit us when this all goes side­ways.

That gives you ap­prox­i­mate­ly:

·  1 minute to say good­bye to loved ones

·  30 sec­onds to make peace with your god

·  13 and a half min­utes to find the near­est Trump sup­port­er, grab them by the ear and re­peat­ed­ly slam their face into the curb for end­ing the world
 

 
 

—ja­son malm­berg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2017 Ja­son Malm­berg.

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