octopussy surprise

Lawyer:
Your Hon­or, my client has in­struct­ed me to re­mind the court how rich and im­por­tant he is, and that he is not like oth­er men.

Mr. Trump:
I should be able to grope as many p***ssies as I want!
 

Can all my friends

in NYC

go down to Trump Tow­er

and lob pre­paid cell­phones

at it

un­til Teh Dahn catch­es one

and

goes on a tweet ram­page

about women

be­tray­ing his erec­tion

or what­ev­er?

 

 

And you know,

if you’re a dude

that has no prob­lem

with what’s just come out

about Trump on that tape

I *guar­an­tee* you

sev­er­al of the women

in your life

have prob­lems with you

they are afraid

to bring up.

 
 

—ja­son malm­berg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2016 Ja­son Malm­berg.

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