Your Honor, my client has instructed me to remind the court how rich and important he is, and that he is not like other men.
I should be able to grope as many p***ssies as I want!
Can all my friends
go down to Trump Tower
and lob prepaid cellphones
until Teh Dahn catches one
goes on a tweet rampage
betraying his erection
And you know,
if you’re a dude
that has no problem
with what’s just come out
about Trump on that tape
I *guarantee* you
several of the women
in your life
have problems with you
they are afraid
to bring up.
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