my daughter works in a mortuary

just to fol­low up,

in light of the re­cent body theft,

and since i am out of town this week

if some­one tries to steal you

please do your best to leave a trail of bread­crumbs with any­thing you can find

slips of pa­per,
fake fin­ger­nails,
real fin­ger­nails,
mas­cara sponges,
bub­ble gum wads,
toe­nails, toes,
fin­gers,
maybe an an­kle,
an ear,
eye­ball or two, or three,
fe­mur,
pelvis,
liv­er,
sets of teeth,
wadded up kid­neys,
spleen,
gall blad­der,
grey mat­ter,
or leave clues writ­ten us­ing dif­fer­ent size cap­il­lar­ies

re­mem­ber,
kid­neys can also be used as a wa­ter fil­ter or trum­pet if you kno what to do

and re­mem­ber to tie off the end of the in­testines
if you are us­ing as rope
or de­cide you need to make sausages in or­der to sur­vive

❤
 
 

—steve mehal­lo

Flom­mist Steve Mehal­lo is a graph­ic de­sign­er, il­lus­tra­tor, font de­sign­er, ed­u­ca­tor, food­ie and gad­fly. He is the cre­ator and founder of FLOMM!

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