mansplaining

Here’s what I don’t need first thing in the morn­ing:

Some bor­ing, poor­ly dressed dude mansplain­ing to me how to use my com­pa­ny badge. I’m pret­ty sure even my del­i­cate, over­ly emo­tion­al lady brain can han­dle the con­cept of swip­ing a card.

He talked to me like a child and also ex­plained how purs­es work.

So,

I’ve made an im­por­tant life de­ci­sion af­ter this morning’s mansplain­ing episode.

From now on, when­ev­er a dude un­so­licit­ed­ly tells me how to do some­thing, I’m go­ing to just make them do it. It’s a win-win:

1.
If they DON’T know what they are do­ing,
I will get to wom­ansplain to them how in­fe­ri­or their man­hood is while I laugh as they bum­ble through the task I will then do eas­i­ly.

2.
If they DO know what they are do­ing,
I have ex­ploit­ed their sex­ism to do less things, it’ll be like hav­ing ser­vants.

Also,

I sculpt­ed my cowork­er out of clay.

 

—na­tal­ie michelle

Flom­mist Na­tal­ie Michelle does­n’t have a bio. She just rants. Copy­right © 2016 Na­tal­ie Michelle. Foto up top by mehal­lo.

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