Finally your crush is in the elevator with you, the moment you have been waiting for – no, preparing for – is here!
Now
completely freeze,
stand as awkwardly as possible,
avoid all eye contact by staring at your phone,
then hit the wrong floor button
but get off anyways because that’s how you preserve your dignity in moments of crisis.
Beautiful execution. This will certainly get his attention.
—natalie michelle
Flommist Natalie Michelle doesn’t have a bio. She just rants. Copyright © 2016 Natalie Michelle. Image: Some building from the 1930s.
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