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have I gone completely insane?

We’re all see­ing the same thing here right?

This looks so car­toon­ish­ly ridicu­lous that I’m sur­prised peo­ple aren’t burst­ing out laugh­ing at the trail­ers, though I am heart­ened by the fact that zero peo­ple laughed at the at­tempts at hu­mor *in* the trail­er.

And that cy­ber dude – for all the mil­lions spent on this thing – looks like he’s straight out of that Willie Aames bible su­per­hero shit that was syn­di­cat­ed back in the 90s.

Won­der Woman is the only thing in this pic­ture that does­n’t look dumb as hell.

Affleck’s take on Bat­man is ‘what if Bruce Wayne stepped on a rusty nail and was too stub­born to go get a tetanus shot?’

Now THAT’s more like it.

Yes, I am not a ma­ture per­son, but I am a high­ly skilled id­iot. This of course leads to things like this hap­pen­ing.

 
 

—ja­son malm­berg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2017 Ja­son Malm­berg.

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